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Quote Board 2000-2001


The classic Quote Board of Unit 3 has risen from the ashes! Woohoo!!! Ahhh, those were good times... Too bad the quote board from 301 Bryant was destroyed...

I can't believe its only 8 inches!!!
Gene to Adam
I'm gonna raise my kids to fuckin' eat bugs.
Andy
I could fit my whole body inside her 20 times!
Suchi
If you own the Washington Redskins you're a cock.
Atom
How big do you want it?
Gene to Adam
Can I touch it for 2 seconds?
Priya to Adam
That's all it'll take.
Suchi
I think my ass crack is showing.
Andy
What is this, Suchi's Unit 3 quote board?
Joe
Long time ago equals didn't happen.
Matt
Why don't you open the hole?
Gene to Aaron
You're still urinating on yourself.
Evan to Matt
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down.
Adam to Suchi
You're the one that's the most fun to do it with.
Adam to Kyle
Brian always walks in at the wrong time.
Kyle to Adam
I love the taste of salty blood.
Matt
It's boring pedestrian bullshit.
Paul
Are they all that big? Can I touch it? I've never touched one before.
Kim to Ryan in regards to his stick
Why don't you come up on the bed, Aaron?
Ryan to Aaron
Life is complicated, so I want to curl up and sleep and wait for dinner.
Joe to Aaron
I can't even let my stuff hang!
Gene
You're really weird.
Gene to Matt
So... do they [asian girls] frown on non-Asians then?
Matt
Translation: Can I get to the mack-shack, or what?
Brian
You are not a god. You are a cocky bastard and you're stupid.
Gene to Matt
The hardest part is telling yourself to swallow.
Aaron
I never apologize when I'm not right.
Matt
There were a whole bunch of big buff guys on their knees.
Grace
Regardless of height, Colonel is the best you can get.
Matt
Suchi, get your head out of my lap.
Adam to Suchi
Hey! It's Winnie the Pooh! Awww, I just bit off his face.
Brian
Oh! I just killed someone with my butt.
Gene
You got a 3.8 at Boston College?
Nicole to Evan
How was dinner?
Adam
Food.
Gene
It is time for late night ass-whoopins' to be handed out.
Brian
Who's Matt Herndon?
Grace to Matt Herndon (3/08/01)
You over estimate everybody.
Evan
So I got up, took a shower, then went and drank.
Adam
Why do you keep getting behind me?
Suchi to Kyle
You've lived like 3 more years than half your life!
Jessica to Gene
So if it's alive, you kill it?
Gene
Did she get any free RAM?
Ryan to Jessica in regards to Jessica's mom
Why can't you be smaller and more hawaiian?
Chris to Andy
She screwed my scheme... her and the Library of Congress.
Matt about evil plans, thwarted
Then Dustin came in and just raped me.
Matt to Brian
It's a butt! You sit on it and poop comes out of it. Its not attractive!
Jessica
I could not say ANYTHING for the whole week.
Dustin
I'm looking much more Asian than usual.
Pizza Pang
That kid's so small... I could eat him.
Matt
You're a crazy old man who hasn't gotten old yet.
Gene to Matt
Make sure you sleep on your back.
Andy to Geoff's prefrosh
What should I do with these prefrosh?
Geoff
Show them the masterbation chair.
Aaron
Stop that!
Chris
What? I can't play with bears?
Gene
I've been reading about nuclear warfare, and it's really not as bad as you may think.
Matt
I got fucked in middle school.
Matt
You just use your hand a lot.
Gene
It's gotta go somewhere.
Gene
But not under my butt.
Grace
Andy! Your wang is really 15 inches!
Gene (holding the wang) to Andy
He's cooler than I, as are most people and many species of plants.
Evan on coolness, lackof
No roommate gayness! That's no fun!
Gene to Aaron
I deep throated it like you wouldn't believe!
Aaron
If he humps his leg, then I know that he's gay.
Jen
I should steal you and kill your program.
Dustin to Gene and Asian Alan